The Gaza Diet - Gaza Springs

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The Gaza Diet: Three easy steps to see results.

1. Destroy the infrastructure needed to sustain life.

2. Block aid, including by defund the UN relief agency that the population depends on for food, health care and education.

3. When aid does get in:

A. Bomb the tuck convoys.

B. Bomb UN aid warehouses.

C. Kill more than 200 aid workers

D. Continually shoot starving people waiting for flour .

Imminent Famine guaranteed, or your money back!
(Just kidding about getting your money back. Your tax dollars will continue to fund genocide).

CNN: Dying for a bag of flour: Videos and eyewitness accounts cast doubt on Israel’s timeline of deadly Gaza aid delivery

NYT: U.N. documents more than two dozen attacks on Gaza civilians waiting for aid since January

The Gaza Diet Classic

In early 2006, Dov Weisglass, then a senior advisor to Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, explained that Israeli policy was designed “to put the Palestinians on a diet, but not to make them die of hunger.” In 2012 it was revealed that in early 2008 Israeli authorities drew up a document calculating the minimum caloric intake necessary for Palestinians to avoid malnutrition so Israel could limit the amount of foodstuffs allowed into Gaza without causing outright starvation.